The 7.1 Snore System

 

1st post

Hurrayyy!!! (I have to say this right??) I created my new blog. The next step I have to accomplish is to create and publish a NEW POST (Of course, after verifying the mail). I opened the new post draft and started to think about something useful, relevant and also attractive. Because this post, the first post gives the first impression on my blog. After randomly finding my blog and opening it, the first post will give a close up of itself to the viewers. So, it must be attractive. I went into a very deep thought . . .

A very old incident of mine flickered in me. But I cannot remember it perfectly. Why?? (Don’t think hard. Because it is old.) I am loosing it. I don’t give up my hope so easily. So, I was trying very hard to catch hold of it. Suddenly, a big roar (Not a lion’s or a tiger’s.) started to surround my house, my room, then my mind. The very old incident got frightened and ran away. Very far.me-snoring

I searched for the creator of a such impressive surround sound. I peeked outside from my room window which I calculated along the direction of the sound. The roar is the sound of my neighbour snoring. The snore is a 40 year old man with a big mouth and a very large XXL size stomach. He must have eaten to his mouth full and stomach full and now snoring my patience full. I closed my windows, doors and also their keyholes. Did it stop?? No. Now, I am loosing control of my self. The super snore made me loose my beautiful incident and now my control. I tried to listen hard rock music in my new 5.1 sound system in order to get distracted from it. To my surprise, I still heard the super snore. So, I named it THE 7.1 SNORE SYSTEM.

Now, my,to be wonderful first post of my blog is nowhere to be seen. My house is dancing to the 7.1 sound. I am jumping around unable to bear the uneven frequencies of the snore. I decided to put an end to it. I tried to call the snore through my window (His bed is near the window.) No use. I also tried to phone him. I walked to his door and rang the bell. No use. The snore is shielding him from every other sound. Then I suddenly remembered something that might put an end to this heavy disturbing waveforms.

I climbed up to my attic and searched for my old crackers. I found them and brought them down and picked the heavy sound bombs (The name sticker is torn. So, I could not tell you the exact name of them.). I took out the light in my room and slightly kneeled down on the floor. I lightened one of it and threw very carefully near his window. It blasted with somewhat lesser sound than I expected but had the correct impact on my target. He woke up with a shout and shifted his head sideways very fast. He doubted on me but he could not exactly confirm it. He slept again within a few minutes but with no 7.1 or even 2.1. So, it seems that I am able to finally kill the core of the sound system. Now, I could think peacefully.

But, what is the use?? My wonderful first post is now completely based on him and his melodious snore. Anyways, Welcome to BLANK BRAIN BLOG.

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